WCE Stats, an independent organization with no interest in politics and no ideological axes to grind, says that the number of livestock has increased ten-fold since the ending of the former King of Wuxi’s reign.
William Gosset, chief statistician and head economist of WCE Stats, attributes the dramatic increase to a number of factors. "The appetite of the former King of Wuxi for silly agricultural policies and food was prodigious. Gorzo the Mighty, the current King of Wuxi, has done the Expatdom well by eliminating milk, beef, pork, chicken, egg, mutton, and dairy marketing boards. The elimination of price controls has seen supply increase — no longer are poorer Wuxi Expats forced to eat tree bark and grass. As well, Gorzo, by letting the dairymen and shepherds of the Expatdom keep their livestock and market them as they please, has stopped them from having to worry of being accused of hoarding from the people, or having their animals arbitrarily seized, without compensation, every time the former King of Wuxi deemed it fit to have a barbecue."