Wuxi China Expatdom and Winnipeg Canada sign Extraction Treaty

The Wuxi China Expatdom’s efforts to bring the Ayattolah of Mordor, the former King of Wuxi, to account for his awful crimes made tremendous progress today as the Expatdom signed an Extraction treaty with the city of Winnipeg Canada, where the Mordorian tyrant is known to be in hiding. Gorzo, the King of Wuxi China Expatdom, called a treaty “an historic step in being able to bring the former Wuxi tyrant to justice for crimes against humanity, good taste, and chocolate.”

Asked whey the two parties had signed an extraction treaty and not an extradition treaty, Gorzo said “when we do capture the Ayatollah of Mordor, we will have to literally extract him from the hole he will be fetally crouched in. We will have to use a candy crane and lure him out with chocolate treats, Grade B Sci Fi DVDs, sugar-coated hooks, mint cable, sweet straps, and caramel prods.”

Asked what he was getting out of the treaty, Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz said that the Expatdom has agreed to provide assistance and charity to the city in case of a spring flood. Added Katz, “We also appreciate the military aid the Expatdom provided us in our recent war with Denmark, as well as putting in a good word for us with the National Hockey League.”

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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