Wuxi China Sexpats demand reinstatement of Viagra Subsidy

Wuxi China Sexpats stormed or limped to the WCE Parliament Building demanding a reinstatement of the Viagra Subsidy. Chanting "We can’t get it up!", "We only want to be happy!", and "Don’t be judging us!, the protesters were thwarted by the fact that the parliament had been closed for Chuck Norris’s birthday. The protesters, who didn’t then decide to go DVD shopping or head to Gambay’s Pub, vowed to not leave till the subsidy was reinstated.

One of Gorzo the Mighty’s first acts as the King of Wuxi China Expatdom had been to repeal the Viagra Subsidy. At the time Gorzo said it was a drain on WCE coffers and had been a cheap ploy on the part of the previous Wuxi China Expatdom (run by the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor) to maintain any semblance of support — most of which had been lost after the historic Chuck Norris visit to the Expatdom.

Gorzo, asked about the protest, said "that there is nothing stopping the protesters from using their own money to buy Viagra and live with the consequences. Perhaps, if they have a problem, the can read adult literature or view adult DVDs — we don’t practice censorship in the Expatdom."

Gorzo added, "I have a fine mind to castrate these people and put them out of their misery. I, of course, won’t because to not do so would a greater punishment!"

Asked what he would do about the protesters who were camping out at the Parliament, Gorzo said "that are a wild animals wandering the Expatdom since we turned it into a wild life sanctuary. Protesters beware!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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