John Hefner, leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom’s Sexpat Party, told a gathering of media at Gambay’s Pub, about the night he had with the bar girl Cherry Soda.
Said Hefner, "She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was the best damn woman that I ever seen! She had the sightless eyes and told me no lies! She knocked me out with her Wuxi thighs. She took more than her share and had me fighting for air. She told me to come but I was already there! And then the walls started shaking and the earth was quaking and my mind was aching and boy were we making it! She shook me all night long!"