Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, said he is not doing anything to commemorate International Women’s Day.
Said Gorzo, "Every day in the Expatdom is Woman’s Day. With the exception of our Sexpats, the Expatdom treats its women mighty fine. Much better than they do in Europe or the Middle East. And we are getting around to having all the Sexpats either castrated or having their Viagara confiscated. Wuxi China Expats are welcome to mark this so-called special day or not, as they please, provided, it should go without saying, that they don’t break the law. But I would like them to keep in mind that this so-called Women’s Day is an United Nations sanctioned day, and that the Wuxi China Expatdom has not been admitted to the U.N. This Moonraker Bat Moon Fruit Cake dude, the U.N. party general secretary or something, keeps trying to phone me, telling me to lay off criticzing bureaucrats, criticizing foreign aid, advocating limited government, and supporting Liberty; and I tell him to shove so through his body he’d end up in my home galaxy."