One Hundred Thousand Wuxi China Expats from Canada gathered in Wuxi China Expatdom’s Harry Moore Square to demand an end to search, currently being undertaken by the International Expeditionary Force, for the missing Expats from Toronto, Canada.
While the crowd shouted "T.O. sucks!", "Leafs suck!", and "Toronto is not part of the Rest of Canada", protest organizer Don Getty, from Edmonton, said "It has been Toronto this, and Toronto that in all the WCE media. I left Canada to get away from this Toronto-centric view of the universe. And now it is being shoved in our faces again! I resent it. The chances are that these Toronto Expats did a "runner" from their place of work."
Frank Mahovilich, an Expat from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, said "Those big city Toronto people should screw in their own light bulbs, and leave us small-town folks to go hunting!"
Fred Boilbaum, an Expat from Medicine Hat, Alberta said "Those wine-and-cheese types couldn’t take the lack of central-heating. What a bunch of E.I. wusses. Like you know what I am saying eh?"
"Boom Boom" Bouchard, an Sexpat from Chicoutimi, Quebec said "Voulez vous couchez avec mois?"
Joey Smallwood, an Expat from Newfoundland said "I like Spaghetti and Meat Balls, don’t you know! ar!"
Towards the end of the rally, counter-protesters from Ottawa showed up, resulting in a hockey-style square-filling brawl in which 500 game misconducts and 30,000 minutes in penalties were handed out.