The search for the Missing Wuxi Expats has encountered “unforeseen difficulties” announced Karl Madden, commander of the International Expeditionary Force searching for the Missing Expats.
Said Malden: “We didn’t realize that we would have to pay to get in the park. And no one wants to buy tickets unless they get reimbursed. A meeting of the IEF chief of staffs will be convened this afternoon, at Gambay’s Pub, to discuss the issue. Now, we have heard there is a backway to get into the park involving ascending a lot of stairs, but we all took a look at the stairs and decided that there were too many, especially since we had spent an hour looking for this back way. There is no one willing to try the stairs tomorrow. So, if we don’t get reimbursed for tickets, we ain’t going in!”